Ari shows interest in Eric’s indie script, imagining it as a big studio production with Vince as the lead, but believing they now have a bidding war on their hands, the writers up their price. Determined to postpone his post-breakup depression, Drama gets pumped for his guest appearance on The View (with Whoopi Goldberg and Elizabeth Hasselbeck playing themselves). Drama ends up being set up by his Five Towns co-stars who have supplied the show with photos of Jacqueline, and embarrasses himself, much to the frustration of Shauna.